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Den heter "Angry Cashier" och det är en dude som kriver om vilka kunder som kommer in på 7eleven:et där han jobbar. "One man. Six Slurpee machines. Thousands of customers. Infinite bitterness."
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Här är några av mina farvoriter!
Den heter "Angry Cashier" och det är en dude som kriver om vilka kunder som kommer in på 7eleven:et där han jobbar. "One man. Six Slurpee machines. Thousands of customers. Infinite bitterness."
Check it out ASAP http://angrycashier.blogspot.com/
Här är några av mina farvoriter!
Bugs Bunny No. 1
DrunkMuscleGuy: Hey, dude, can you call me a cab?Angry Cashier: Okay. You're a cab.
Brutally honest
SuaveGuy: Why you stand so far behind the register? You afraid I'm gonna rob you?Angry Cashier: No. Frankly, it's because you smell like shit.
"Chee-sah"
Fatguy: Is that your real name, "Chee-sah"?Angry Cashier: Yes, it's my given Christian name. I was baptized under it at age six.
Fatguy: Really?
Angry Cashier: No.
Fatguy: Then why...
Angry Cashier: You know how strippers don't use their real names on the job as a security measure?
Fatguy: Uh-huh.
Angry Cashier: Same basic principle.
Schopenhauer would be proud
ShortGirl: Which of these one dollar scratchers wins more?Angry Cashier: That's an invalid question. No lottery ticket can statistically win any more than any other.
ShortGirl: I just don't want to be a loser.
Angry Cashier: I would say that if you buy any of those lottery tickets, you are already a loser.
ShortGirl: That's mean! Don't call me a loser!
Angry Cashier: I didn't. You haven't bought any yet.
ShortGirl: Well, now I don't want any.
Angry Cashier: Excellent choice.
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